By The Numbers: Church Charity as Percentage

The following entities have higher percentage of whatnot than the Corp. of The President has in Charitable Giving of its Estimated Assets:

Poverty rate in Utah (11.5%) (Been there, done that)

Alcohol in Utah Beer (3.2%) (not so much…actually never)

African Americans in Utah (1.3%) (not that I know of)

Polygamists in Utah (2.5%) (nope)

Lesbians in Utah (1%) (umm…)

Percent of Utah State budget that goes toward “Corrections” of convicted felons (2.6) (hopefully not)

Percent of adult Utahns who used an opioid not prescribed to them (2-3) (nope)

Surgeries Cosmetic versus non-elective (medical) in Utah (66%) (probably should, but no)

Percentage of Aborted Pregnancies in Utah County, Utah (2.3%) (no)

 

You know where this is going…while the math isn’t strictly correct, would you be more likely to be given a combined breast augmentation – abortion in Utah County, by a convicted black lesbian using opioids as a sedative, attended to by a poor polygamist hermaphrodite getting a buzz from a beer… OR (as an average American) find yourself receiving humanitarian aid from the Corporation of the President of the Church?

That’s a Clown Question, Bro.

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